This just in: Dense Breasts Will Protect Your Haid

Yes, it's true. I got this brochure at Fancy Hospital. Note the smiling woman on the bicycle. She's on a bike, not wearing a helmet, and presumably has dense breasts. Therefore, dense breasts must somehow protect your head so that that you don't need a bike helmet. I mean, how could you look at the photo
& come to any other conclusion??
Brochure is from American College of Radiology & Society of Breast Imaging

2 comments:

iPhone Repair Bellevue said...

Dense breast tissue’comprised more of the connective milk-duct and milk-gland tissue than of fat’shows up white on a mammogram, as do some tumours, so spotting problems can be like ‘trying to find a snowflake in the snow,

Look at these Shoretel Resellers said...

Effectively protecting yourself from breast cancer or improving your chances of successfully fighting it does not come from "one" thing -- it comes from the sum total of all of your diet and lifestyle choices.