Thanks, Britney

In solidarity with Cancer Bitch, pop star Britney Spears has shaved her head. She's also gotten a few tattoos. This after going in then going out of a fancy rehab program (fancy as adj., *not* at my Fancy Hospital). Thank you, Britney. I didn't know you loved Cancer Bitch so. At the moment Cancer Bitch is still tossing her curly salt-and-pepper hair. She just trimmed it the other day to liberate the curl after a long hair-flattening winter. But it is very likely that CB will need chemo which will cause her coarse dark and gray hair to fall away, and she will be left as bald as Britney on a crazy day. O darling, you lost your blond locks for me. Thank you. If you'd thought it through, you might have gathered the hair to donate to Locks of Love. So, lots of luck, Britney, and I'll be thinking of you.


Locks of Love hair goes to kids. According to its web site, "Hair that is short, gray, or unsuitable for children will be separated from the ponytails and sold at fair market value to offset the cost of manufacturing." So some poor shlub will be receiving my ponytail and be bent over separating the dark brown from the gray. I hope you have a magnifying glass and frequent breaks.

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